come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Zombie Dances: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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