Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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