Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2095 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Villages Defended: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 183
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 360 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5368
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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