Welcome to The Land of Ooo: Where awkwardly-shaped pixels come to play!

#exciting, Adventure, awkwardlyshaped, collaboration, Community, Discord, end city, end wipes, Engaging, Fun, grand opening, grief-free, Journey, Land, Link, Minecraft, Ooo, pixels, Play, Protection, Server, smp, update

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Animals Bred:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4820	Star Shards Collected:	299
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

The Land of Ooo SMP Server

Overview

Opening Date	June 13th
Server Type	Community-focused SMP
Special Features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Land of Ooo SMP?	The Land of Ooo SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server launching on June 13th with the 1.21 update.
What makes this server special?	The server emphasizes simplicity, community, and regular events to cater to all players. Players can customize their gameplay and enjoy a grief-free environment with land claiming.
How often are End wipes conducted?	End wipes are conducted every 2-3 weeks to ensure players don’t have to travel far to discover new content.
How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP?	You can join the server by connecting on the opening date and joining the Discord server for updates and announcements.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	63
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	168	Votes:	1915

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Glacier Shrinkage Madness

Central Europe, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, environmental impact, environmental research, extreme weather, glacier, glacier retreat, glaciers, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, long term trends, madness, melting ice, MIDDLE EAST, new zealand, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Towns Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the glaciers are melting faster than you can say “diamonds are forever!” We got glaciers shrinking faster than your ex’s interest in you, fam.

In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.

Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!

NitWits

#youtube, Adventure, collaboration, Community Builds, Discord, Discord link, Dungeons, Europe, Events, microphone, Minecraft, multiplayer, NitWits, proximity chat, QOL upgrades, SEASON 2, Seed, smp, Structures, Trailer, US

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Farms Harvested:	478
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	473	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Nitwits Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
– Server updated to the latest 1.21.4 update
– Vanilla server with Quality of Life (QOL) upgrades for enhanced gameplay.
– Hand-selected seed with all biomes in close proximity to spawn.
– Proximity chat for immersive interaction and collaboration.
– Microphone usage strongly encouraged.
– Custom dungeons and structures to explore.
– Opportunities to boost YouTube viewership and collaborate with other channels.
– Admin-hosted server-wide events and community builds with enticing rewards.

Are you ready to become a Nitwit? Reach out to spa21788 (OP) for the link and join our Discord community for an unforgettable journey.

New Season Launches Saturday 22nd Feb

Nitwit Season 2 Trailer: Watch Here

Discord Link: Join Here (or use the link in my Profile)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version is the server on?	The server is updated to the latest 1.21.4 version.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the community is exclusively for players aged 18 and above.
How can I join the server?	Contact spa21788 (OP) for the link and join the Discord community.
Is microphone usage mandatory?	While not mandatory, microphone usage is strongly encouraged for better interaction.
Are there custom dungeons and structures?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons and structures for exploration.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, long tail tags: VShojo+, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo channels, VShojo members, VShojo Twitch, VShojo Twitter, VShojo YouTube, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	8954
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all those vtubers who are like, totally associated with them. Like, Kuro is playing Skyrim LIVE and Nagi is just yapping away. It’s lit, fam. Keep it comfy, you know?

Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7498	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5818	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	124	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Potions Brewed:	191
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!