Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

fertility, Reproduction, moom, Conception, WOMB

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

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Dan Machi Minecraft Server

Anime, Adventure, light novel adaptation, danmachi, episode

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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RTS Game Recommendations Minecraft SMP

gaming gear, Minecraft, gaming recommendations, gaming accessories, gaming setup

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us and experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and competing in a chicken jousting tournament (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw epic parties, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off.

So grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to steer clear).

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Infinite Space Minecraft Server

Space, physical phenomena, metaphysical monism, Server, William James

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral "stuff" that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

Government, regulations, promiscuous sex, std, danger

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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