Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8151
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1719
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8180	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	255482	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArcadiaRP

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Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4386	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	2362
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Ores Mined:	6635	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4466	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!