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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7662 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 202 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!