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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5425 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6000 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!