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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8441 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 8241 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!