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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 457 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 147 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!