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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3730 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!