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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7262 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!