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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7646 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4793 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!