New Minecraft Servers

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

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  • Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

    Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to dive into a world of Japanese visual novels on this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for some epic discussions about English-translated VN’s, but leave your untranslated stuff at the door – we ain’t got time for that!

    Tech issues with your VN? No problem, just follow these steps: 1. Japanese locale, 2. Read the Readme, 3. Check out our epic help guide, 4. Use DeepL like a pro, 5. Google that shiz!

    Looking for recommendations or specific elements in your VN? We got you covered with our FAQs and useful links!

    So why join? Because this server is like a visual novel itself – full of twists, turns, and plot spoilers that will make your head spin faster than a ghast in the Nether! Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get VN crazy!

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  • Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

    Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds

    RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftyLove

    MineCraftyLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever!

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  • CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

    CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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