WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Potions Brewed:	90	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mines Excavated:	4777	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mines Excavated:	2582	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	4136
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3021	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.