WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	191	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	379719
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7431	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	173	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1382

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.