WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499
New Chunks Explored:	436177	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Animals Bred:	69	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	947314
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8533
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Limegaming

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.