WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7060	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	4397
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	291
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	465
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7747	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.