WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2939	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82400
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	2592
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	217
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4405	Dragon Eggs Found:	3289
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CakeMC

Vanilla

Offical Minecraft Server of CakeForceUK We need players! We have plugins such as: uCars uPlanes Brewing Deadbolt! Mob Arena Chairs! Beheaded – Get the players head when you kill them! Pets!

We can WorldGuard your builds on request. When you vote, you will be rewarded! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LavaNaCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

A 1.15 Minecraft server with survival, skyblock, creative, kitpvp, and much more!

https://www.lavanacraft.com https://www.lavanacraft.com/store https://www.lavanacraft.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Lands of Zara – 24/7 – Town – Games – Arts – DM: Sofetios – Bedrock/MCPE/JAVA Compatible – 1.20.1 – No Whitelist

24×7, Economy, Groups, Nowhitelist, Survival, TOWN, Unique

The Lands of Zara [Semi-vanilla] {Bedrock/Java/MCPE} {No Whitelist} {Unique} {City} {Arts content} {Clans/Groups} {Recent Version} {Dynmap} {Economy}

DISCLAIMER: This is a very new server and I am Newish to running one. The server will continually be in development and grow. It IS playable right now and all. What I mean is it will continue to grow both in features and otherwise. As I am newish to running a server, please be patient with me.—

# **The Lands of Zara**

**About Us**

The Lands of Zara is an unique, fun, and community based server. In this server, imagination is rewarded. Players are encouraged to find new and innovative ways of playing. Whether it be to start a band, make a restaurant, start a newspaper, make a mercenary guild, be a CEO of a merchant company, it is all possible here. What you do in this server is up to you. Think outside the box and try new things. After all, with essence all is possible in The Lands of Zara!

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**Features**

• Different Games (We are not a mini-game server)

• Resource World

• City with buyable/rentable plots

• Encouraged Roleplay

• Some arts based content (Music, Art, Writing, etc.)

• Clans/Guilds/Groups

• NO Donations. Completely Free to play. You get what you earn!

• Own Horses

• Phones!

• Earn Money from Written Books, Art, Music, and more!

• Roleplay Tools!

• Drink Brewing!

• Voting for Small In-game Money!

• Much More!

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**Rules**

• This is a All ages Server. Nothing too inappropriate.

• Use common sense. If it wouldn’t be a good thing to do, don’t do it. So no excessive swearing, no exploiting, no hacking, etc.

• No Mods Allowed (We have a Dynmap for non-advantage areas (city, games world, etc.)

• Portal and spawn camping is not allowed.

• No plagiarism of another’s works. This includes copying someone’s works without permission, selling their works without their permission, using another’s works in a way not intended, etc.

• Be imaginative. A big part of the server is for you to create!—

Community, Contact, and More Information Our main form of communication will be through our discord server. If you need to reach me personally, my Discord name is sofetios . For more in depth information about the server, go to the “⁠in-depth-info” tab of our discord server!

**Discord Server Link:** discord.gg/ZbyNGgG5hp

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**Owner DM:** sofetios

!By connecting to the IP you agree to follow the rules!

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**IP: **51.222.186.192:25576

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CubixCreation

PvE, Survival

CubixCreation: If your reading this, your probabally wondering “What kind of Survival server is this?”. Well I will answer that question. This is a Survival server with a great community, staff that help you, not meaninglessly pubish you, and good fun gameplay! We have custom structures such as a City of the Dead, massive dungeons, and you will find lots of little huts hidden through-out the 5000×5000 world. We of course have GriefPrevention and Essentials, and a permissions managment plugin but thats all! We strive to be as simple as possible. As one member said, “This server is vanilla, with sprinkles!”. If you want more in depth info about the server go to the servers website here: http://www.cubixcreation.weebly.com/ Have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.