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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3934 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1650 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!