Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY