Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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