WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6330
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Ores Mined:	9865
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	194
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	169	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Star Shards Collected:	141
Emeralds Found:	8683	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	6883	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.