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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9845 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 8403 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
