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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1777 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of Gears E Day – where you can battle it out in epic gear-filled arenas that will leave you on the edge of your seat! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of atrocious track records to keep you entertained.
But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Perfect Dark and Mirror’s Edge, where climbing and clusterfucks of ideas collide in the most unexpected ways. Who needs logic when you have a big brand attached, am I right?
And let’s not forget about Doom – where enemies actually die and weapons pack a punch! No more wobbling and flashing orange and blue, just pure QTE killing fun. Doom Eternal may have been a slog, but on our server, it’s a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the worst, but remain hopeful for Gears and Indy – because who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!
