Weekend Warriors Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the daily grind and feeling like a pixelated zombie in the real world? Well, fear not my blocky brethren, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and monotony!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a herd of explosive sheep. Or test your survival skills in our custom-built Hunger Games arena, where the stakes are high and the creepers are even higher.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, guaranteed to make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge your friends to a build-off where the theme is “medieval castles made entirely of cake.”

So why waste your precious weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	7249
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1077	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	8470	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	8284
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	142

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	New Chunks Explored:	859768

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.