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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!