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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3215 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!
So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!