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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Animals Bred:	183	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1863

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	826027	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1184	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3123	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	5989

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195