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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8638 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.
So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.