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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2553 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
One player, let’s call him Steve, tried to bring his 4-year-old son to the server and was promptly kicked out. He was outraged, claiming his son is practically family and that it’s hard to find childcare in the virtual world. But rules are rules, Steve! No kids allowed, even if they’re wearing diamond armor.
So come join us on this child-free Minecraft server, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t make us choose between you and your spawn, because we choose peace and quiet every time.