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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7279 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!
And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.
So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!