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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7578 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!