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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!
