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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
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