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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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