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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9767 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.