WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	8407
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Divine Spears Created:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	806148
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crops Grown:	5460
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5381	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4523
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	898190	Rainbows Spotted:	3

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!