WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	4855
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	227
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	929	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	264	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7677
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	485031
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	3294	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2651
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	7414
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	7453
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	446
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!