Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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