Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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