Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Dimension Hops: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Alien Abductions: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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