Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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