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Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Crops Grown: 1592 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Emeralds Found: 2596 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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