Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Farms Harvested: 418 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Animals Bred: 61
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 1774

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PeeBreakMC Server

    Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

    DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

    But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulYields Minecraft SMP
    Looking to secure your future in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch your virtual investments pay off in diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg or two!

    Forget about boring real-life investments like stocks and bonds, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you should invest in a creeper farm or a slime farm first.

    Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who will randomly drop stacks of enchanted golden apples on unsuspecting players. So why waste your time with traditional investments when you could be living it up in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps? Join now and start building your fortune one block at a time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Farms Harvested: 148 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UglyCelebSightings

    UglyCelebSightings
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4429 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!

    TikTokCraft: Gen Z Satisfaction!
    so, like, u know how tiktok is, like, taking over the world, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level, dude. we got, like, tiktok challenges every hour, where u gotta build the craziest stuff in, like, 60 seconds. and get this, if u win, u get a diamond block that, like, sparkles and stuff.

    but wait, there’s more. we got this secret underground club where only the coolest players can hang out. u gotta do, like, parkour challenges to get in, and once u do, u get access to, like, exclusive skins and pets.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide, like, chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and u gotta, like, solve riddles to find them. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where tiktok rules and the fun never stops, then, like, join us now, dude. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6291
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PokeHeavens

    PokeHeavens

    Bienvenido a PokeHeavens Network! Minecraft Pixelmon 1.16.5

    The goal of Pokeheavens Network is to create a balanced, non-p2w server where everything you get has value and does not depreciate over time, eliminating the need for wipes.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!

    Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets PvP on all platforms!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/%e4%bb%8a%e6%97%a5%e7%83%ad%e6%90%9c/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (JAVA) 37.10.122.12:25984
    IP Address (BEDROCK) 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

    Discord Server

    Mac land is a survival server with a friendly and chaotic small community. The server has been running for a couple of months and features towns, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for a couple of months.

    Q: What can I expect from the server?

    A: A survival server with towns, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.

    Q: Is the community friendly?

    A: Yes, the community is described as friendly yet chaotic.

    Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit, and other random features implemented based on community requests.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server

    Crafty Catalog Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, serious answers only…just kidding, bring on the memes and chaos!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 376 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Noob in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than miuna! Our server is home to a community of wacky players who love to do the most ridiculous things you can imagine.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, participate in our annual llama racing competition, and try not to get pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join miuna today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 90 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Farms Harvested: 913
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NoFavorNoAskMC

    NoFavorNoAskMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common courtesy are valued above all else!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll meet characters like Shy Bob, who will only ask for favors through his friends because he’s too shy to talk to you directly. But don’t worry, we’ll teach him the importance of stepping up and asking for what he wants like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Embark on epic quests to restring rackets for your fellow players, but only if they have the decency to ask you themselves! No more indirect requests allowed on this server – we’re all about direct communication and good manners.

    So if you’re ready for a server where politeness reigns supreme and social anxiety is no excuse for not speaking up, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and life lessons await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TimeTravelBuddy

    TimeTravelBuddy
    If you could spend time with any one person in History who would it be? Well, obviously it would be Steve from Minecraft! Can you imagine mining diamonds together, fighting off creepers, and building epic structures side by side? Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at redstone contraptions and can even tame a herd of wild pigs to do his bidding. So why join our server? Because you never know when Steve might log on and invite you on an adventure of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DemocraftUnderminerz

    DemocraftUnderminerz
    so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.

    plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice

    Crafty Negotiator’s Apprentice
    so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.

    and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5628 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Enchantments Applied: 239
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft: Where even the creepers are environmentally friendly! Join us now on version 1.21.

    GreenCraft SMP Overview

    Features
    🌐 Nations
    🎮 Cross-Platform
    🤺 Minigames
    ⭐ Events
    🗺️ Collectable Maps
    😶‍🌫️ Land claims
    🗳️ Community feedback

    Join GreenCraft SMP today

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join GreenCraft SMP? You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs and Ports, or add GreenCraftSMP as a friend.
    Are there frequent events on the server? Yes, we host events every 2 weeks where participants get rewards.
    What is the main feature of GreenCraft SMP? The main feature is Nations, where players can claim land, build bases, and engage in wars.
    Can I play minigames on the server? Yes, you can access various minigames by typing /warp minigames in chat.
    How can I get collectable map art? You can participate in server activities to earn your own unique collectable map.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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