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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7973 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.
come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).
