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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9401 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 864 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!