Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CubeLandia

    CubeLandia

    You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • /flip/ Minecraft Server

    /flip/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

    Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell
    Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pika-Anarchy

    Pika-Anarchy

    PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

    Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

    2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

    3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

    4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

    The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

    Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

    Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

    So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 74

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

    /BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

    We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PiggySMP

    PiggySMP

    Dive Back into Classic Survival!

    Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

    Why Choose Us?

    PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

    Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

    Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

    Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

    Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

    Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Sky’s SMP Adventures

    Sky’s SMP Adventures
    A chaotic paradise.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crops Grown: 4252
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BonkNetwork

    BonkNetwork

    Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

    Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

    Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

    Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

    And More!

    Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Momcest General Minecraft Server

    Momcest General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

    Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

    So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 304 Enchantments Applied: 272

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

    Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

    Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Stereotypical Minecraft Server

    Stereotypical Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

    Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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