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TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8361	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

metanoia junior high school

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Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	3477
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	248	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	6669
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6323	Towns Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	5836	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crops Grown:	7337

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	2714	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Towns Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0