Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Star Shards Collected:	91
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Potions Brewed:	117
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2227

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2619
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5665	Crops Grown:	1926
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2759	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9847	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	562328
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!