Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Emeralds Found:	9721	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	165	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Emeralds Found:	3990
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Celestium SMP

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Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Techline Gaming Minecraft

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The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mines Excavated:	1328	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.